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Rate of Impeachments to Increase To 92,394 Impeachments Per Second. (Satire)

Posted on 12/20/2019 3:24:16 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz
Fake Satire! 😜👊🏻
21 posted on 12/20/2019 7:16:52 AM PST by TADSLOS (You know why you can enjoy a day at the Zoo? Because walls work.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL ... have to build it and fund it to know what it can do. BUT wouldn’t it be a grinner if it had a glitch and focused upon the House demon rats who touch it lovingly?


22 posted on 12/20/2019 7:29:09 AM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Candor7

I recall a tweet from candidate Trump . . .

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Oct 11, 2016
Disloyal R’s are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don’t know how to win - I will teach them!


23 posted on 12/20/2019 8:40:39 AM PST by Oratam
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Great humor, Laz & thread. It’s how they roll.


24 posted on 12/20/2019 8:55:54 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Lazamataz

If that were true, I’d shoot myself! LOL!


25 posted on 12/20/2019 9:06:55 AM PST by luvie (The bravery and dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American!)
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To: red-dawg

26 posted on 12/20/2019 9:09:39 AM PST by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Absolutely.


27 posted on 12/20/2019 9:37:03 AM PST by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: PGalt

BTW, I tried to submit this one to Babylon Bee.

I cannot.

They only allow Premium Members to submit material and collaborate on satirical pieces.

ONE HELL OF A BUSINESS MODEL! MAKE PEOPLE PAY TO GENERATE CONTENT!

It also explains how they come out with article after article. It is a team of 100’s or more, all paying to create uncredited material. Wow.


28 posted on 12/20/2019 9:38:49 AM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz

And very very few of them have your level of talent, Laz!


29 posted on 12/20/2019 9:44:47 AM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Lazamataz

Tremendous insight, Laz. Thank you.


30 posted on 12/20/2019 9:52:45 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: MHGinTN
And very very few of them have your level of talent, Laz!

Thanks. I will NOT pay them to generate uncredited content, though!

31 posted on 12/20/2019 10:38:26 AM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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ping


32 posted on 12/20/2019 12:58:25 PM PST by GOPJ (The impeachment hatefest will be an historical rebuke to corrupt silly liberal 'elites'....)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas, old friend.


33 posted on 12/20/2019 2:00:11 PM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: MHGinTN

You too, hoping we can meet in 2020? :)


34 posted on 12/20/2019 2:04:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz

Can it make sausage balls? I like sausage balls.


35 posted on 12/20/2019 2:22:30 PM PST by Eagles Field
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To: Lazamataz

Most excellent


36 posted on 12/20/2019 8:02:34 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Nifster

I think she likes me.


37 posted on 12/20/2019 9:17:59 PM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Eagles Field
I do not think it can make sausage balls.


38 posted on 12/20/2019 9:20:23 PM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: Lazamataz

But of course

You’re irresistible


39 posted on 12/20/2019 11:42:15 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Lazamataz; All

Let us know when the impeachments reach 186282 per second....then Democrats will have achieved Warped Media Drive and then they can transit themselves across the face of reality and into the maw of the Infernal Regions!


40 posted on 12/21/2019 7:48:30 AM PST by mdmathis6
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