How do you get down off an elephant?
Surprised no one has tackled this important question.
Answer: You don't.
Next question: Well then how do you get down?
Answer: From a goose.
Next question: Now I've got this elephant in the room, how do I get rid of it?
Answer: Eat it.
Next question: But how on earth do you eat an elephant?
Answer: One bite at a time just like anything else..