Surprised no one has tackled this important question.
Answer: You don't.
Next question: Well then how do you get down?
Answer: From a goose.
Next question: Now I've got this elephant in the room, how do I get rid of it?
Answer: Eat it.
Next question: But how on earth do you eat an elephant?
Answer: One bite at a time just like anything else..
Yay!!!!
My dad told it with a twist. He used to say, "You don't. You get down off a duck".
I knew you got down off a goose, but I think he told it that way cause duck sounds funnier.
“How do you catch a unique rabbit?”
Unique up on it.
“How do you catch a tame rabbit?”
Tame way; unique up on it.