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To: bagster; Ulmius
How do you get down off an elephant?

Surprised no one has tackled this important question.

Answer: You don't.

Next question: Well then how do you get down?

Answer: From a goose.

Next question: Now I've got this elephant in the room, how do I get rid of it?

Answer: Eat it.

Next question: But how on earth do you eat an elephant?

Answer: One bite at a time just like anything else..

255 posted on 07/30/2019 11:43:36 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Answer: From a goose.

Yay!!!!

My dad told it with a twist. He used to say, "You don't. You get down off a duck".

I knew you got down off a goose, but I think he told it that way cause duck sounds funnier.


256 posted on 07/30/2019 11:48:03 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: NoCmpromiz

“How do you catch a unique rabbit?”

Unique up on it.

“How do you catch a tame rabbit?”

Tame way; unique up on it.


258 posted on 07/30/2019 11:52:33 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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