Hey Ulmius, how would you like to be immortal...
It is under discussion.
“Hey Ulmius, how would you like to be immortal...”
In review, I don’t see much substantiation for a review of that possibility; OP has tracked the convo and it’s many branches quite well, providing thoughtful responses indicative of a functioning cerebral cortex; something just NOT found in any actual troll on record.
There is also an exhibited advanced use of language, structures and content in replies indicating advanced education in a mindframe not wholly conformant to the preferences of the typical University Professor of Humanities ideological profile.
There is cause to have hope for this one.