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Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere
NY Post ^ | July 19, 2019 | Yaron Steinbuch

Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.

Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.

Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.

The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.

She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.

“I’m determined to have this commitment ceremony, to prove that I’m here for Lumiere and that my love is going to last,” she said.

“I restore the chandeliers in my spare time so they can continue to interest people as they like to be the center of attention. That’s what they like and it’s the energy I get from them,” Liberty continued.

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To: rightwingintelligentsia

A little light-headed I’d say ...


21 posted on 07/22/2019 10:12:02 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Lumiere, well, he has other thoughts on the subject. Thinks she is a sweet girl but those tattoos are a deal breaker and are the 100 or so excess pounds. So it’s off to the laser clinic and then the fat farm and then we’ll talk about setting a date.


22 posted on 07/22/2019 10:12:56 AM PDT by VietVet876
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She is smirking throughout the video, as she “kisses” her “beloved”. A fat, unattractive woman has found a way to get attention, and a wedding of some sort.
I think the media will fall for anything these days.


23 posted on 07/22/2019 10:13:11 AM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Can we just stop with the “identify as” nonsense?


24 posted on 07/22/2019 10:13:15 AM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

My advice to the lucky couple: don’t take showers together.


25 posted on 07/22/2019 10:13:33 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Can we just stop with the “identify as” nonsense?


26 posted on 07/22/2019 10:13:53 AM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: ClearCase_guy

https://youtu.be/2vjPBrBU-TM

Some people do strange things when they get a song stuck in their head.

I blame Sia.


27 posted on 07/22/2019 10:16:02 AM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Is this some sort of hoax or joke?


28 posted on 07/22/2019 10:16:27 AM PDT by robowombat (Orthodox)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

As a chandelier he should be well hung.


29 posted on 07/22/2019 10:18:51 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: N. Theknow

I think she likes swinging. :)


30 posted on 07/22/2019 10:20:48 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
My daughter ran Beauty and the Beast right off the VHS sprockets when she was little.



Greetings, Disney copyright lawyers! Feel free to hang out on FR for awhile and educate yourselves while you are here.


31 posted on 07/22/2019 10:22:19 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

We used to put people like this in mental institutions where they belong- but these days the SC reinterprets the intent of the constitution, to give them ‘rights’ and celebrate their illness and force everyone to accept them as normal


32 posted on 07/22/2019 10:22:33 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Makes me think of Debby Boone’s version of “You Light Up My Life”.


33 posted on 07/22/2019 10:24:16 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Hmmm, rumor has it Lumiere is having a three way connection with her Staffordshire Dogs figurines.


34 posted on 07/22/2019 10:24:36 AM PDT by bgill
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35 posted on 07/22/2019 10:24:50 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: Mr. K

Careful, sometimes the gearshift knob can be rather slippery...


36 posted on 07/22/2019 10:25:54 AM PDT by null and void (The Democratic Party is back to loving workers but hating employers. A winning formula I'm sure.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Is it a six-dildo chandelier?


37 posted on 07/22/2019 10:29:07 AM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Mr. K

I” have a 71 Buick GS convertible I kinda feel the same way about...”

That’s way different. :0)


38 posted on 07/22/2019 10:31:38 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Sorry lady, marrying a chandelier is NOT the way to membership in The Illuminati.


39 posted on 07/22/2019 10:32:02 AM PDT by House Atreides (Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It’s a tale as old as time.


40 posted on 07/22/2019 10:35:39 AM PDT by jz638
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