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Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.
Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.
Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.
The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.
She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.
“I’m determined to have this commitment ceremony, to prove that I’m here for Lumiere and that my love is going to last,” she said.
“I restore the chandeliers in my spare time so they can continue to interest people as they like to be the center of attention. That’s what they like and it’s the energy I get from them,” Liberty continued.
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A little light-headed I’d say ...
Lumiere, well, he has other thoughts on the subject. Thinks she is a sweet girl but those tattoos are a deal breaker and are the 100 or so excess pounds. So it’s off to the laser clinic and then the fat farm and then we’ll talk about setting a date.
She is smirking throughout the video, as she “kisses” her “beloved”. A fat, unattractive woman has found a way to get attention, and a wedding of some sort.
I think the media will fall for anything these days.
Can we just stop with the “identify as” nonsense?
My advice to the lucky couple: don’t take showers together.
Can we just stop with the “identify as” nonsense?
Some people do strange things when they get a song stuck in their head.
I blame Sia.
Is this some sort of hoax or joke?
As a chandelier he should be well hung.
I think she likes swinging. :)
We used to put people like this in mental institutions where they belong- but these days the SC reinterprets the intent of the constitution, to give them ‘rights’ and celebrate their illness and force everyone to accept them as normal
Makes me think of Debby Boone’s version of “You Light Up My Life”.
Hmmm, rumor has it Lumiere is having a three way connection with her Staffordshire Dogs figurines.
Careful, sometimes the gearshift knob can be rather slippery...
Is it a six-dildo chandelier?
I” have a 71 Buick GS convertible I kinda feel the same way about...”
That’s way different. :0)
Sorry lady, marrying a chandelier is NOT the way to membership in The Illuminati.
It’s a tale as old as time.
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