In Urdu, the word for umbrella is “PuhGree”. The word for breast is “PahGree”.
Be very confident in your pronunciation if you ever offer to hold a woman’s umbrella.
If you find yourself in Pakistan or India.
When I was in college I went to Taiwan for a month for language studies. One of our escorts asked why we kept calling our professor old goat.
Laoshi means professor
but with different intonation
Lao She means old goat.
Usually he was a strict taskmaster on tones.
We asked the professor and he never corrected our tones for that one phrase because he got a kick out of it.
“If you find yourself in Pakistan or India.”
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