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Bird That Killed Its Owner Now Up for Auction
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| 04-24-2019
| By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted on 04/24/2019 2:02:59 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Anybody wanna buy a Killer Bird?
Anyone? Buehler? Buehler?
To: Responsibility2nd
Yeah, let me tell you where to deliver that; COD. Yeah.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:06:30 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I’m sure that Nate Romanowski is interested.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:07:03 PM PDT
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: Responsibility2nd
Are killer birds as tasty as non killer birds?
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:10:04 PM PDT
by
Boomer
(One can be an American or a Democrat but never both; not since Zero was elected anyway.)
To: Responsibility2nd
“For sale: Killer Bird; former owner unavailable for comment; for more information, contact deadly animal center”
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:20:24 PM PDT
by
golux
To: Responsibility2nd
‘cassowary’
That is one bird that you DO NOT F-with. Look it up - it’s vicious.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:22:26 PM PDT
by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Wasn’t this Cassowarry story the one that started the Florida Man jokes here on FR?
To: Responsibility2nd
Trying again... Does it taste like chicken? How much per pound? Will I need a bigger grill? Maybe one of those big burning pits on the deck out back?
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:25:50 PM PDT
by
Reno89519
(No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Anybody want to adopt the Menendez brothers?
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:26:30 PM PDT
by
dead
(Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
To: \/\/ayne
I’ll pay cash in advance, please deliver to my ex-wife’s residence.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:26:42 PM PDT
by
spiderpig
(Does whatever a SpiderPig does)
To: Responsibility2nd
Look at those feet.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:26:47 PM PDT
by
csvset
(illegitimi non carborundum)
To: Responsibility2nd
They can gut you like a fish ;-)
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:29:20 PM PDT
by
RedStateRocker
(Nuke Mecca. Deport all illegals. Abolish the DEA, IRS and ATF,.)
To: BobL
"That is one bird that you DO NOT F-with. Look it up - its vicious."It's from Australia. Figures. Just about every living thing that has a natural inclination to kill you, originates from there.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:32:07 PM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
To: Pajamajan
Tell me about it. I want to go there, but the damn animals [and probably plants] scare the crap out of me.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:35:48 PM PDT
by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
To: BobL
Yeah, they will chase you DOWN!
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:36:48 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Think about it: Blacks were made slaves in Africa, but were made free men in America.)
To: Pajamajan
Makes me think of a kangaroo. You walk up to this cute, cuddly, thing, and the next thing you know, you feel like Rand Paul after he blew a few leaves over to his neighbor’s property.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:38:22 PM PDT
by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
To: BobL
Australia has the most venomous creatures in the world. Spiders, snakes, fish, etc. Even the cute platypus has venom in its little flipper quills.
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:39:15 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Think about it: Blacks were made slaves in Africa, but were made free men in America.)
To: csvset
To: fwdude
Even the ants will kill you!........................
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posted on
04/24/2019 2:44:34 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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