Please courtesy ping Gamecock with any references to “Floriduh Man”.
Not a ping list but he does his best to keep abreast of the nefarious activities of the perpetrator.
Florida Man, Florida Man,
does whatever Florida man can,
buys an orange, saves it for later,
goes to jail for f@cking a gator,
oh yeah look out for the Florida man...
Can he shoot laser breath?
No he can’t but he’ll shoot up meth!
Florida man, Florida
man does so many things that a vampire can.
Suck his neighbors gas through a hose,
While he smokes, there it blows!
Look out! Look out for Florida Man!