Florida Man, Florida Man,
does whatever Florida man can,
buys an orange, saves it for later,
goes to jail for f@cking a gator,
oh yeah look out for the Florida man...
Can he shoot laser breath?
No he can’t but he’ll shoot up meth!
Florida man, Florida
man does so many things that a vampire can.
Suck his neighbors gas through a hose,
While he smokes, there it blows!
Look out! Look out for Florida Man!