Posted on 03/27/2019 11:51:02 AM PDT by ETL
The only place you will find aliens is at the Mexican border. No self respecting ET would come to this obscure planet in this obscure galaxy with billions and billions of others to choose from.
First report from the science teams sent to observe humans.
1. They eat hot peppers for fun.
2. They play sports that can break their bones and occasionally even kill them, for fun.
3. The developed as a species among animals that were bigger, faster and stronger and still they (humans) dominated.
4. They’re not into space yet in any serious way, but they’re working at it and mostly, just for fun.
The reply from HQ.
Isolate and quarantine!
Some theories actually exist that we may be the most advanced civilization out there — at least within our galaxy. These are based on things like the age of the galaxy, how many cycles of supernovas must occur for complex elements essential for life to exist to exist in sufficiently high levels, etc.
If you look at the constituents of our biosphere, there are fairly common but with a few notable exceptions.
In other words, life is probably all over the place. But those few exceptions mean advanced life might be very rare. And again, we might be the most advance. How’s that for a scary idea?
Lets hope the aliens never receive the radio signals of Rachel Maddow broadcasts.
If they do they will probably annihilate us to permanently rid the universe of insane and dangerous pests.
Sorry for typos — did that one on my phone...
It’s anything but God. They fall over themselves to explain something so simple.
Radio signals degrade after a few parsecs even in a vacuum. Doubt anyone has heard them...
“Maybe we’re the most intelligent beings in the whole universe and our civilization is the most advanced.”
Uh, no.
Asteroid Rhombar.
So the answer to why we can’t hear them is we’re not advanced enough.
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I read that on the restroom wall at Walmart too.
COMPLETE nonsense. If we’re already in a zoo, why should we have to dance for them to notice us? They’d already have expectations about our intelligence based on what they’re already observing.
On a plate or platter?
Perfect!
Gosh, ETL, what’d you say? LOL.
On a side note, Galactic Zoo would be a good name for my punk band.
Aliens are not ignoring us, they just haven’t determined our exact location. When they do ... well think of it this way:
1) All civilizations must survive, but resources are finite;
2) All civilization must expand;
2a) Technological explosion;
2b) Certainty of suspicion.
All civilizations are predatory;
a civilization is either the predator or the prey;
prey does not survive;
predators who reveal their location do not survive.
We have reveled our location ...
We have reveled our location ...
correction:
We have revealed our location ...
zero point propulsion ...light and gravity not relevant.
The reply from HQ.
Isolate and quarantine!
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