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1 posted on
03/11/2019 5:53:01 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I like #14. One of those things you never think about...
2 posted on
03/11/2019 6:15:42 AM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it")
To: sodpoodle
Why do they say the pyramids are examples of great achievement? I say they were built by people with diminishing goals.
3 posted on
03/11/2019 6:16:28 AM PDT by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: sodpoodle
10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I think it would be tenty-one.
4 posted on
03/11/2019 6:23:03 AM PDT by
texas_mrs
(Every day a new example of liberal hypocrisy is revealed.)
To: sodpoodle
If cigarettes damage your lungs, why doesn’t marijuana?
Seriously
6 posted on
03/11/2019 6:27:54 AM PDT by
A virtuous woman
(I'm praying for my country.)
To: sodpoodle
Why aren’t global warming idiots called warmists?
7 posted on
03/11/2019 6:34:03 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: sodpoodle
East is to West but why isn’t it North and Sorth?
8 posted on
03/11/2019 6:34:49 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: sodpoodle
Why is everyone racing each other to the red light?
To: sodpoodle
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
12 posted on
03/11/2019 6:59:26 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Atrophy of science is visible when the spokesman goes from Einstein to Sagan to Neil Degrasse Tyson.)
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
If Australia is down under, are we up over? Who says Australia isn’t up over or over sideways. Does space have ups and downs?
15 posted on
03/11/2019 7:08:50 AM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.)
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