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Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say
Fox News ^ | 3/6/2019 | Tariq Tahir

Posted on 03/06/2019 12:35:15 PM PST by Beave Meister

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.

According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.

The billionaire, whose exact fortune is not publicly known, got in trouble with the authorities in 2013.

He faced claim for 4 billion British pounds (approx. $5.2 billion) from the Belgian authorities for tax evasion on diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola, Belgian’s GVA reported.

Laniado reportedly prevented a tax evasion trial by agreeing to pay 137.7 pounds.

However, the Belgian customs office suspected him of lying or giving incomplete information about some of the diamonds imported from Angola and Congo and still claimed 4 billion pounds as well as a 1.7 million pounds (approx. $2.2 billion) fine.

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KEYWORDS: belongsintrash; billionaire; british; enhancement; enlargement; france; french; nothanks; qanon; taxes; taxevasion
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To: Beave Meister

This is going to be a long thread.


21 posted on 03/06/2019 12:46:46 PM PST by cornfedcowboy
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To: wally_bert

If you’re worth a billion dollars, there are plenty of women out there who will convincingly tell you that you are the biggest and best lover ever.

No need for a painful and dangerous operation.


22 posted on 03/06/2019 12:47:26 PM PST by PGR88
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To: mbarker12474

I’m working on the patent for an anti-shrinkage ray... ;-P


23 posted on 03/06/2019 12:47:32 PM PST by MortMan (Satan was merely the FIRST politician who pretended to speak for God.)
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To: tsomer

I meant ‘any’ old substance.


24 posted on 03/06/2019 12:47:37 PM PST by tsomer (sk)
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To: Beave Meister

He will be cremated. They can’t find a box they can close.


25 posted on 03/06/2019 12:47:48 PM PST by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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To: llevrok

And it only acts as lubricant until it sets up, or so I’ve been told...


26 posted on 03/06/2019 12:48:31 PM PST by MortMan (Satan was merely the FIRST politician who pretended to speak for God.)
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To: Beave Meister

Thankfully, I’m well endowed!


27 posted on 03/06/2019 12:49:29 PM PST by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: Beave Meister

He should have just bought a 1 ton 4x4 with a lift on it.


28 posted on 03/06/2019 12:49:54 PM PST by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: Beave Meister
"Hey doc, I like this model but does it come in white?"
29 posted on 03/06/2019 12:50:29 PM PST by mbarker12474
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To: Beave Meister
I guess diamonds aren't a girl's best friend after all?

-PJ

30 posted on 03/06/2019 12:50:33 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: Beave Meister

Cyanide and Happiness - Junk Mail

NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zjRcMnRNY


31 posted on 03/06/2019 12:51:43 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Beave Meister

Billion dollar diamond merchant and he needs a bigger whang?
Probly could beat the girls off with a stick.


32 posted on 03/06/2019 12:52:31 PM PST by Delta 21
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To: Delta 21
Girl: Who you gonna satisfy with that?

Billion dollar diamond merchant: ME

33 posted on 03/06/2019 12:55:12 PM PST by Delta 21
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To: Beave Meister

RIP, Man. Hope you were right with our Savior, because St. PETER is going to get a laugh out over THIS one! :)


34 posted on 03/06/2019 12:57:19 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin ( "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?")
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To: Beave Meister

Enhancement?

As they say in the trading world, he blew himself up.


35 posted on 03/06/2019 12:57:25 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine ( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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To: Beave Meister

If you wrap a diamond studded tennis bracelet around it no women is going to resist. Just say “it’s yours now go to work hun”


36 posted on 03/06/2019 1:03:01 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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To: Beave Meister

Just go with a fine-tuned Trimix and problem solved.


37 posted on 03/06/2019 1:14:22 PM PST by devane617 (Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.~ George Orwell, 1984)
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To: Political Junkie Too

How will they ever get that coffin lid closed?


38 posted on 03/06/2019 1:14:53 PM PST by KierkegaardMAN (This is the sort of stuff up with which I shall not put!)
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To: Beave Meister

that is why you are supposed to buy a huge sports car, a stretch limo, a huge yacht etc. Unless you are a billionaire?


39 posted on 03/06/2019 1:16:55 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: Beave Meister
suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.

Yea, I can understand that.

40 posted on 03/06/2019 1:17:42 PM PST by Cementjungle
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