[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Alas! My Cred! Exposed as a gentle soul! See what you have done! Now I have to take some steroids and go all John Kerry on some bags of rice!

[Bigg Red]

Not gentle but a gentleman. And that lady appreciates that. Far too much ungentlemanly and unladylike behavior these days.

[nclaurel]

Be very careful going John Kerry on a bag of rice. You might get painful rice wounds in your behind and not even get a Purple Heart from it.

[Bigg Red]

Correction to the comment I made in response to this comment.

I said:

And that lady appreciates that.

But I meant to say:

And THIS lady appreciates that.