American Idol 2019--Live Thread

ABC.Go ^ | 3-3-19

[silent_jonny]

Logan’s dad is Karl Rove.

[nascarnation]

I apologize for being uncharitable...

[sparklite2]

“What do you hope to accomplish, Logan?”
“I want to be the next Miss America.”

[peggybac]

Eddie Island’s home must stink.

[Yaelle]

Omg hilarious. You kill me, Jonny.

Only one thing could prevent me from hanging with you guys right now. The Colorado Avalanche are fighting for their lives to make it into the playoffs and game is the exact same time as Idol!

This does not diminish my love for you and the other Snark Threaders. It’s still at perfect pitch for you all. I will catch up. Hugs, kisses and maybe with your opening post, condoms?? ;)

[silent_jonny]

They're "sick" because they're afraid to succeed.

Or they all ate from the hotel buffet.

[Nea Wood]

Margie is wearing my gym suit from high school.

[sparklite2]

Eddie is weird enough to go through.

[silent_jonny]

Wasn’t there a “patient zero” a few years ago? She was living in squalor out in the woods and she brought some bug with her to Hollywood and people started dropping like flies.

[big'ol_freeper]

He rolled out in his PJs

[peggybac]

Yuck. So gay.

[sparklite2]

Sister Heavy Hips.

[silent_jonny]

Oh, Colby SWIFT. I thought his name was Colby Swiss--LOL.

His mom went out for ice cream and never came back.

[sparklite2]

Colby’s got IT.

[sparklite2]

I forgot about that. Thanks.

[sparklite2]

Please let the red head go through.

[peggybac]

So, let’s embarrass him on national tv the fact he can’t afford shoes.

[big'ol_freeper]

Yeah that seemed a bit misplaced

[slugbug]

Colby was so grateful! I thought he sang well even though he’s a bit more twangy than I like.

[sparklite2]

Size twelve boots would be like swim fins on me.