Hey, you know that Global Warming stuff? That stuff that isn’t happening? Well, I think we should start a nuclear war! Because then that thing that isn’t happening, wouldn’t happen. You know?
Cue “Christmas at Ground Zero”...
Or if placed correctly, the bombs could tilt the Earth’s axis in just the right manner to bring on Global Cooling and save us all!
A pretty easy prediction since anything at all could end Glowbull Warming.
My vote is for unicorn farts which everyone knows are the opposite of cow farts.
I wouldn’t rule out #RealScience either in spite of its rarity.
Baloney. Half of Kuwait was on fire for months.
Pure unadulterated crap. We have to destroy parts of the earth in order to save it? Nonsense.
Based on questionable models, write up full of qualifiers such as if, could, likely, etc. In other words, no real idea what would actually happen.
“100 Hiroshima sized bombs.”
This article is total scientific crap. During the testing program of the USA and USSR we exploded many thermonuclear weapons often that were hundreds of times greater than the Hiroshima bomb. Albeit over uninhabited areas with little to burn.
For this article to make any sense is dependent on knowing what the targets are, burnable material of the targets etc. It should also be noted that in WWII our fire bombings of Japan and the Brits Fire bombings of Germany destroyed all the major cities of Germany and Japan and we did not have a nuclear winter. If Pakistan and India go to nuclear war it will be much the same in destroying cities and their burning. It will just be much quicker, a few days instead of months.
This article is pure bravo sierra. It has no scientific worth.
WTF?
Thes people are just bizarre.
Let me get this straight. Global warming is a threat, but a small-scale nuclear war might offset the current trend. The article mentions problems such as famines, but maybe that has a bright side too. All of those who die in the famines, not to mention lots and lots of vaporized and radiation-sickened and eventually dead Indians and Pakistanis, will reduce humanity’s carbon footprint. One fewer foot is one fewer footprint. Think of what a difference getting rid of millions of feet would make. I say India and Pakistan should go for it, for the sake of the Planet. /s
Yeah, that’d be great.
Will they or won’t they?
The Chinese were bumping horns with India not so long ago. China may need a major dust-up to take attention away from their economic issue.
Now that is a bizarre way to find a silver lining in a dark cloud. It’s rather sick to even posit this.
Uh huh, all those nuclear tests and it didn’t happen. 2 more bombs detonated won’t change things.
How would we know the Pakis and the Hindis were having a nuclear war?
I live in Austin, Texas and the Pakis and Hindis have been having a nuclear war here for the last ten or so years.
I can only hope they annihilate themselves when they go to a real nuclear war over in southern Asia. I just hope the a-—holes living in Austin (Which was on Kim Jung Un’s target list—probably because of the Pakis and the Hindis living here) go back to their s-—hold country first.
How would we know the Pakis and the Hindis were having a nuclear war?
I live in Austin, Texas and the Pakis and Hindis have been having a nuclear war here for the last ten or so years.
I can only hope they annihilate themselves when they go to a real nuclear war over in southern Asia. I just hope the a-—holes living in Austin (Which was on Kim Jung Un’s target list—probably because of the Pakis and the Hindis living here) go back to their s-—hold country first.
Oh good Lord.
CC
Q: How will we know the war is underway?
A: Can’t get through to the help desk.