Arkancide Notable.
Another one bites the dust:
UPDATE: Body In Ohio River Confirmed As Major Clinton Aide
February 10, 2019
On Tuesday, police in Saint Clairsville, Ohio announced some troubling news to the small town: a dead body had washed ashore on the Ohio River. Authorities told residents not to worry, that the body had probably drifted there from somewhere hundreds of miles away based on the amount of damage — and they were right.
An investigation concluded on Saturday that the corpse was, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the inhumed remains of Jaeger Holpern, aide to Hillary Clinton for more than a decade — including in the 2012 and 2016 elections. He also worked as a bodyguard for Chelsea Clinton from 2017-November 2018.
Holpern recently provided evidence to Judicial Watch regarding the Clinton email scandal, according to a press release from the transparency organization.
The Belmont County coroner concluded that Holpern had been “subjected to prolonged burning across his forearms” — a common torture tactic — and that “he ultimately was killed by a bullet fired at close range into the back of his cranium.”
Holy CRAP!
It’s a Hoax.
Another one bites the dust:
UPDATE: Body In Ohio River Confirmed As Major Clinton Aide February 10, 2019
On Tuesday, police in Saint Clairsville, Ohio announced some troubling news to the small town: a dead body had washed ashore on the Ohio River.
Authorities told residents not to worry, that the body had probably drifted there from somewhere hundreds of miles away based on the amount of damage — and they were right.
An investigation concluded on Saturday that the corpse was, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the inhumed remains of Jaeger Holpern, aide to Hillary Clinton for more than a decade — including in the 2012 and 2016 elections. He also worked as a bodyguard for Chelsea Clinton from 2017-November 2018.
Holpern recently provided evidence to Judicial Watch regarding the Clinton email scandal, according to a press release from the transparency organization.
The Belmont County coroner concluded that Holpern had been “subjected to prolonged burning across his forearms” — a common torture tactic — and that “he ultimately was killed by a bullet fired at close range into the back of his cranium.”
Holpern recently provided evidence to Judicial Watch regarding the Clinton email scandal, according to a press release from the transparency organization.
Hoo, baby. They didn't even try to make it look like an accident this time.
[FEAR]
[PANIC]
[PAIN] is coming, Hils, and you can't kill your way out of it this time, you nasty woman.
It has been written.
Website “Last Line Of Defense” is satire. Their mission is to troll conservatives.
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From the site:
Wearethellod.com is a subsidiary of the “America’s Last Line of Defense” network of parody, satire, and tomfoolery, or as Snopes calls it: Junk News. Because they’re too stupid to understand what “satire” means.
PARODY - Body In Ohio River Confirmed As Major Clinton Aide
“Holpern recently provided evidence to Judicial Watch regarding the Clinton email scandal, according to a press release from the transparency organization.”
Wow. Hope they got any testimony in Deposition form!
Sounds like J.W. will have to start their own Witness protection program on high profile cases.
Tortured, shot in the head and then dumped in the river. How Clintonesque.
Another one bites the dust: UPDATE: Body In Ohio River Confirmed As Major Clinton Aide February 10, 2019On Tuesday, police in Saint Clairsville, Ohio announced some troubling news to the small town: a dead body had washed ashore on the Ohio River. Authorities told residents not to worry, that the body had probably drifted there from somewhere hundreds of miles away based on the amount of damage — and they were right.
An investigation concluded on Saturday that the corpse was, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the inhumed remains of Jaeger Holpern, aide to Hillary Clinton for more than a decade — including in the 2012 and 2016 elections. He also worked as a bodyguard for Chelsea Clinton from 2017-November 2018. Holpern recently provided evidence to Judicial Watch regarding the Clinton email scandal, according to a press release from the transparency organization.
The Belmont County coroner concluded that Holpern had been “subjected to prolonged burning across his forearms” — a common torture tactic — and that “he ultimately was killed by a bullet fired at close range into the back of his cranium.”
Was a Body Found in the Ohio River That of a Major Clinton Aide?
FALSE
This new article purporting to add yet one more body to the list was a work of pure fiction. The town of St. Clairsville, where the body supposedly washed up,& is at least 10 miles away from the banks of the Ohio River. And the name “Jaeger Holpern” isn’t one that has ever (before this) been associated with the Clinton family. Indeed, it’s an anagram of the name of the pseudonymous author of the piece, one “Jolee Garphren.”Original Posting Source: UPDATE: Body In Ohio River Confirmed As Major Clinton AideThe network of websites and social media accounts operating under the “America’s Last Line of Defense” banner publish politically divisive content for the purpose of trolling conservative readers, characterizing it as “satirical” in disclaimers such as the following:
Everything on this website is fiction. It is not a lie and it is not fake news because it is not real. If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined. Any similarities between this site’s pure fantasy and actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and satirical.
sat·ire ~ˈsaˌtī(ə)r
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, OR ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
And here comes the Nazi whose name we do not say to debunk it AGAIN with a seven mile long post and HE QUOTES SNOPES to do it.
And just when I thought the bungholery couldn't get any worse.
Such a useful fellow.
This simpleton is a rare one, that he is.