ass n.
1. Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.
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Ass isnt really a bad word, in American slang, the male is known as a Jack and the female as a Jenny. But being a Texokie, you probably already knew that.
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ROFL!.... um yes, actually I did!
I've been pulling your leg. But I'm glad for your answers and distinctions. I guess in the middle of the rant I launched into about Klobuchar in a RAGING BLIZZARD talking about climate change, I was obsessed with donkeys and neglected to make the distinction you have so ably described and defined.
LOL! thanks again! I do humbly stand corrected!
JACKASSES IN THE SNOW
This JACKASS is out in the snow and is not braying or complaining about the POTUS and all the Deplorables who are preventing the wholesale destruction of this Republic and the US Constitution. This JACKASS is simply out in the snow watching it fall, and wondering "when is lunch?"
Um no snow.... but I HAD to put this here.... Please, PRETEND there is snow, OK?
Surely we can do that if the Dims can pretend there is money to pay for their Green Pond Scum Program.
Also please bear in mind that this particular JACKASS is representing the ENTIRE Dim Party which is immersed in unbelievably, blind, gleeful, self-destructing behavior. This JACKASS is not intended to portray a specific member of that party.
This JACKASS is braying, oblivious to the possibility of being turned into a grease spot by a large locomotive. This JACKASS is wondering (and demanding) "where is the FREE LUNCH?"
OK... here IS a specific JACKASS member of the Dim Party out in a RAGING BLIZZARD braying about CLIMATE CHANGE! This JACKASS is definitely OUT TO LUNCH:
By the way, there is a pic of Occasional Cortex where she looks very much like a braying Jackass....just needs the ears photoshopped in.
Should make an effective campaign poster for our side.
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As long as we’re in festival now... Did it ever occur to you that there is no such word as ‘arse’? The British say ‘arse’ when they are pronouncing ‘ass’ because they naturally put an a ‘r’ sound there. If they tried to pronounce ‘arse’ it would come out ‘ahss’.