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Got this in an email. Source indeterminate, but versions have been floating around for years. Here's an earlier shorter version posted on FR in 2010 ---

The densest element in the known Universe has been found - Pelosium

1 posted on 01/18/2019 11:24:40 AM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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I heard this 35 years ago as Administratium.


2 posted on 01/18/2019 11:27:26 AM PST by Agatsu77
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Hilarious! lol


3 posted on 01/18/2019 11:27:57 AM PST by Openurmind
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Pelosium is completely neutralized by Trumponium.


5 posted on 01/18/2019 11:28:48 AM PST by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man.)
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6 posted on 01/18/2019 11:30:05 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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This is very good!


7 posted on 01/18/2019 11:33:49 AM PST by Yaelle
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Image result for "pelosium"

9 posted on 01/18/2019 11:41:34 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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That’s great, though I’d make a small edit.

Pu is already taken by plutonium.
The actual chemical symbol of pelosium is Fu.


12 posted on 01/18/2019 11:44:24 AM PST by rfp1234 (I don't watch CNN for the same reason I don't drink from the toilet.)
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This element is similar in structure to Nobrainium...........


13 posted on 01/18/2019 11:44:47 AM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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I’m still looking for the element Unobtainium.

5.56mm


15 posted on 01/18/2019 12:03:20 PM PST by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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LOL! Awesome!!


16 posted on 01/18/2019 12:04:28 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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Nuke it from orbit-it’s the only way to be sure...


18 posted on 01/18/2019 12:57:41 PM PST by snuffy smiff (Build the Wall and build it tall, then build a gallows and hang them ALL!)
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Funny.


19 posted on 01/18/2019 4:06:17 PM PST by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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