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To: bgill

There was a lady who moved into one of those “smart houses” where you could turn on the lights or the coffee machine, etc. by speaking commands. Her phone bill had all these long distance calls to her father and it turned out that the parrot was making these when he learned to yell “Call Dad”.


11 posted on 12/17/2018 7:26:29 AM PST by OrangeHoof (CNN - the most busted name in news.)
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To: OrangeHoof

Years ago, a friend of my wife’s told her they came home early and heard the parrot asking the dog if it wanted to go outside, and the dog dutifully scratching at the door.


25 posted on 12/17/2018 7:59:46 AM PST by cyclotic ( Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
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To: OrangeHoof

“It’s the plumber. He’s come to fix the sink.”


35 posted on 12/17/2018 9:17:05 AM PST by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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