[JockoManning]

I think the first order of business is to buy her a brain . . . with which to comprehend what a book is and then what it says and then the implications of what it says.

Some folks may have midgit chipmonks running squirrel cages in their craniums. If occasional cortex has anything running in her crainium, it is likely more prone to be gnats farting trying to blow windmills to generate enough electricity to spark a few stray neural synapses that might be wandering through enroute to somewhere else.

/sarc

[grey_whiskers]

Some folks may have midgit chipmonks running squirrel cages in their craniums. If occasional cortex has anything running in her crainium, it is likely more prone to be gnats farting trying to blow windmills to generate enough electricity to spark a few stray neural synapses that might be wandering through enroute to somewhere else.

The proper phrase as I recall it, is "if brains were gasoline, she wouldn't have enough to drive a piss-ant's motorcycle half-way around the inside of a Froot Loop."

[greeneyes]

Short explanation - ZOMBIE brain.

[ichabod1]

Don’t discount Alexa Cortez. She is a rabble rouse and a crowd pleaser. She’s the happy young face of Communism, the new Eva Braun of Evil, the replacement for Hillary, and she is likely to be around for a long time. Line Beeto O’Rourke and David (Camera) Hogg.