Posted on 11/04/2018 4:16:16 AM PST by vannrox
The first human to eat a lobster was very close to starvation. He or she probably found it when it came to eat them.
I will share anything, except my lobster. My grandmother used to only give us the small bug legs, she told us the bigger parts of meat would kill children. My mother laughed like crazy when I told her this, and asked how old you have to be to eat the whole lobster.
She looked me in the eyes seriously, and said 38.
I'm way ahead of the PETA crowd...
I commemorate the sacrificial death of lobsters in the ancient fashion...
...on an ancient pure white porcelain table with four fire pits there is the Eternal Pilot Light that prepares the way for their spiritual return to the Vast Celestial Sea from whence they came...immersed into the Vessel of Passage, symbolic of the vast seas, their souls are released. Their remains, anointed lavishly with sweet butter are ceremoniously consumed with Blessed Beer and this is good. Scuttle along dear lobster in the Celestial Sea...
In a saner world people who want to create a tombstone for lobsters, while being happy to kill their own developing babies, would be put in an asylum.
Are they erecting one on the sidewalk in front of every Red Lobster as well?
bury them with the lobsters
Don’t let anyone tell you the left is out of ideas to Make America Great Again. Here’s one of their best ideas, and it’s financially realistic unlike most others.
I have a friend who dives. He told me that if people knew the truth, lobster would be a dime a pound.
Insects, who swarm like locusts, and live decades. He pulled a 23 pounder, with permit. Came up in three pieces (They will drop their claws if grabbed). Three tanks, and two hours digging out that one.
There were actually colonial laws prohibiting slavers from feeding their captives lobster and salmon, more than five consecutive days.
Anyone who desires to eat Maine lobster should know... just don’t do it until you are at least 38 years.
As long as taxpayers money isn’t involved, I don’t give a shit!
Sculpt the memorial out of garlic butter.
Sculpt the memorial out of garlic butter.
peta, the religion of crazy.
Or at least have them drive by in a "Carpool Karaoke" session.
Many of those who took control of peta are indeed lunatics. The intent of the organization has a merit.
Some humans who manage animals are disgusting creatures, more deserving of a bullet than the pathetic degraded animals they control... who you can only shoot, to stop their suffering.
Ever see a barn full of baby goats, with maggots where their eyes were..? Or a 3/4 (just one missing leg and good eye) training puppy, that they think can live for the next trial of a pit who is uneasy killing,.?
Every broadsword has a double edge, with a reason.
Yep, beat me to it.
Sorry, but humans eat animals and plants. It’s the natural order of things. Denying this is denying human nature, the very definition of liberalism.
The very same people would not lift a finger to save a human baby about to be aborted, so they can go to hell.
Maybe Jeff Flake will say a few words at the memorial.
LOL....Your Grandmother & Mom....quick thinkers! 38 yrs old...lol
Good observations.
PETA does not want the memorial
The wacked out Tracy woman seeks to enhance her self esteem by making a differance and advocating a memorial.
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