LOL....Your Grandmother & Mom....quick thinkers! 38 yrs old...lol
Those from here (new england) understand... lies are necessary.
q
When one acqires the rarefied taste,one understands why people in Arizona pay to fly them in. One should observe the urchin trades, vastly more of profit. We have a trade, they come off the floor in massachusetts... and land in Osaka at flight time.
No one need know.
The season opens, next months.
Now, some lobster goes dead later... cuz i got the buzz to eat a bug. I will Take a stone mass, lobster,clam and oyster.
Try a razor clam, as sweet as the Alaska crab. Put them over fire on steel plate.
It is a thing, most would not understand.