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To: Tax-chick
A memorial where lobsters MAY HAVE died? What?

I'm way ahead of the PETA crowd...

I commemorate the sacrificial death of lobsters in the ancient fashion...

...on an ancient pure white porcelain table with four fire pits there is the Eternal Pilot Light that prepares the way for their spiritual return to the Vast Celestial Sea from whence they came...immersed into the Vessel of Passage, symbolic of the vast seas, their souls are released. Their remains, anointed lavishly with sweet butter are ceremoniously consumed with Blessed Beer and this is good. Scuttle along dear lobster in the Celestial Sea...

22 posted on 11/04/2018 4:50:29 AM PST by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Deeply touching, that was ... *sniff* ...


56 posted on 11/04/2018 6:58:18 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Kindness and truth shall meet." Ps. 85:10)
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