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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville
The Ledger ^
| Sep 6, 2018
Posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
Never heard of Niceville before but after reading the story I knew it had to be in Floriduh.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:07:44 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
To: blueunicorn6
He should have tried to make ganja brownies instead.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:25:22 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: blueunicorn6
The apology was because he didn’t have any burnt donuts to offer the officers.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:26:31 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: blueunicorn6
If only he had tossed his cookies in time... out the door.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:28:07 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: piasa
Ganja brownies are best cooked in an EZ Bake Oven.
Cooking with a lightbulb is really underrated.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:30:49 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
Those Libs have got to stop watching the Kavanaugh Confirmation on TV, look where it leads.........
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:32:59 AM PDT
by
Lockbox
To: Gamecock
What a breakfast.
Sometimes, shrinkage is a good thing.
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:44:36 AM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: All
Florida...
(followed by eye roll and a sigh)
To: Gamecock
This would make a great country song....
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posted on
09/07/2018 11:58:02 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: SamAdams76
A hard-core alcoholic can easily go through a half-gallon of vodka a day.
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posted on
09/07/2018 12:05:13 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/07/2018 12:22:43 PM PDT
by
oldtech
To: Trump.Deplorable
Could be the black water.
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posted on
09/07/2018 12:36:29 PM PDT
by
GingisK
To: mozarky2
How about this one?
Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets
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posted on
09/07/2018 12:54:46 PM PDT
by
credo 2
(Romans 8:28)
To: Gamecock
OMG...stupid people....I guess he is one of Gillum’s supporters...
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posted on
09/07/2018 12:56:34 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: credo 2
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posted on
09/07/2018 12:57:52 PM PDT
by
credo 2
(Romans 8:28)
To: Gamecock
The other day the kid’s burnt the pizza and set off the new automatic fire alarm. And I was embarrassed meeting the firetruck at the driveway even with my clothes on!
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posted on
09/07/2018 1:02:16 PM PDT
by
21twelve
To: Fido969
My sister fell off the wagon after 7 years of sobriety - her excuse was that she took Nyquil one evening for a cold. The following day she went through a quart of Vodka. Her usual was two quarts iirc.
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posted on
09/07/2018 1:04:39 PM PDT
by
21twelve
To: credo 2
"Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets"
No link please. Wait ... link please (No speedo pictures though)?.
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posted on
09/07/2018 1:06:29 PM PDT
by
Tunehead54
(Nothing funny here ;-)
To: 21twelve
My sister fell off the wagon after 7 years of sobriety - her excuse was that she took Nyquil one evening for a cold. The following day she went through a quart of Vodka. Her usual was two quarts iirc. I've been sober for a while... and I avoid Nyquil like the plague. No matter how much sobriety, many alcoholics pick up where they left off.
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posted on
09/07/2018 1:20:00 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: blueunicorn6
Cooking with a lightbulb is really underrated.
We couldn't afford the Suzie Homemaker EZ Bake oven. My sister had to settle for the Movie Time Popcorn Maker. That was also powered by a light bulb.
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posted on
09/07/2018 1:44:44 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
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