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To: ransomnote

*keyboard alert!*
*keyboard alert!*
Mouse is DOWN! I repeat, MOUSE IS DOWN!
*carpet alert*
*carpet alert*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, you did not. Did not do something. I don’t even know what that means. Carpet? Not sure.

Now I’m a half-breed autist. One foot in FR, one foot in real life, and one foot in the wild spaces of the Chans.

That’s three feet which, in metric, is two furlongs.


1,274 posted on 08/28/2018 12:59:51 AM PDT by KitJ (Shall not be infringed...)
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To: KitJ

Laughing water out of one’s mouth and onto one’s keyboard triggers protocol #3.
Mitigation efforts involved in protocol #3 result in mouse casualty.
Attempts at resuscitating mouse leave no one “flying the plane” and water from keyboard escapes desk and makes it to fortified carpet location.
All of it - your fault!


1,277 posted on 08/28/2018 1:11:07 AM PDT by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: KitJ; ransomnote

*keyboard alert!*
*keyboard alert!*
Mouse is DOWN! I repeat, MOUSE IS DOWN!
*carpet alert*
*carpet alert*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, you did not. Did not do something. I don’t even know what that means. Carpet? Not sure.

Now I’m a half-breed autist. One foot in FR, one foot in real life, and one foot in the wild spaces of the Chans.

That’s three feet which, in metric, is two furlongs.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

ROFL! Both you guys are great! LOL!


1,515 posted on 08/28/2018 11:27:37 AM PDT by TEXOKIE
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