[SunkenCiv]

The world's oldest cheese has been found in an ancient Egyptian tomb, but after 3200 years of entombment, it probably looked way worse off than this moldy modern sample. (pxhere)

[kaehurowing]

Who moved my cheese? —Tutankhamun

[WMarshal]

When I first glanced the title, I thought I read “Hillary’s thighs”.

Thank God for small favors

[Bullish]

Brucella... Mmmm Mmmm good.

[moonhawk]

Toe cheese?

[Seruzawa]

Only Velveeta could last that long. The Cheese-That-Could-Never-Die.

[SecondAmendment]

Didn't they also find some pristine Twinkies™ next to the cheese ?

[Michael.SF.]

uncorked casket of amontillado

The Egyptians were making wine in Spain?

[Rebelbase]

"As I recall it was such a wonderful cheese".

[a fool in paradise]

any hieroglyphics indicating who cut the cheese?

[An American in Turkiye]

Fromunda fromage?

[xp38]

egyptian tomb cheese?

[Billthedrill]

Thanks for reminding me it’s time to clean the refrigerator.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Would you want to be the first to “cut that cheese”?

[joshua c]

I’m not going to eat it, you eat it.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

I thought the ancient Egyptians were lactose intolerant and could only eat cheese, but could not drink milk. Do I have that wrong?

[trebb]

I’m waiting for them to dig up a 3,000 year old Twinkie - bet it’s still edible.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Oldest cheese ever? Aisle five.