Posted on 08/16/2018 11:21:08 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC.
A joke is described as something that is spoken, written or done with humorous intention. They can come in many forms. On National Tell a Joke Day, try a one-liner or a knock-knock joke if you aren’t comfortable with the whole comedic act that can be involved in the short story versions.
Some simply rely on gestures to express humor.
With humor, timing and delivery can be an essential element. Without it, the joke will fall flat. Be sure to know the audience. Clown jokes may not go over well at a phobia convention.
In moderation, laughter is healthy, uses the abdominal muscles and releases endorphins (natural “feel good” chemicals) into the brain...
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A man walks into a bar and says, “OUCH!”
Hockey Puck!
0bama.
I expected the thread to be funny.
A blind man walks into a bar, then a stool, then a table...
A homosexual, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar, the Bartender says, “Hello, Mr. Obama.”
So a lonely guy was telling his friend how he went to the beach to meet some women and nobody paid him any attention.
The friend advised him to put a potato down his bathing suit next time and see what happens.
So, following up, the friend asks him how he made out with the potato in his suit. The guy says it was even worse - people laughed at him and ran in the other direction.
So the friend, not understanding, asked, “You had that reaction with the potato down the front of your suit?”
The guy responded with, “Oh! The FRONT?”
Sorry. A little rude, but it made me laugh when I heard it.
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
“Give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”
HAHAHA! That makes it even better!
A baby seal walks into a club....
Hillary Clinton isn’t taking the loss very well. So I said to her, Cheer up! At least you won’t have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under!
Yea...A real turd.
Q: What’s the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.
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Humor for all!
Socialist worker: “Tax my employer more- he gets all his money from my hard work!”
Progressive: “Yes, we will! So he ‘ll have to take even more money from your hard work.”
Socialist worker: “Yay!”
Trump is the best socialist there is today: he
is raising the workers’ share of the profits by crcking down on offshoring and cheap immigrant labor.
Yoong li guah Shoua?
Shua li guah Yoong?
Lao joke (I don’t get it either)
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you’ll get a toy someday.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
To cross the road.
That one is still a classic.
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