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Posted on 08/16/2018 11:21:08 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
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Laughter is the best medicine, let us heal each other!
To: heterosupremacist
A man walks into a bar and says, “OUCH!”
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:25:34 AM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: heterosupremacist
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:26:51 AM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY)
To: heterosupremacist
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:28:16 AM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: heterosupremacist
I expected the thread to be funny.
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:31:47 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: cuban leaf
A blind man walks into a bar, then a stool, then a table...
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:31:47 AM PDT
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: teeman8r
A homosexual, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar, the Bartender says, “Hello, Mr. Obama.”
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:32:24 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: heterosupremacist
So a lonely guy was telling his friend how he went to the beach to meet some women and nobody paid him any attention.
The friend advised him to put a potato down his bathing suit next time and see what happens.
So, following up, the friend asks him how he made out with the potato in his suit. The guy says it was even worse - people laughed at him and ran in the other direction.
So the friend, not understanding, asked, “You had that reaction with the potato down the front of your suit?”
The guy responded with, “Oh! The FRONT?”
Sorry. A little rude, but it made me laugh when I heard it.
To: heterosupremacist
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
“Give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You cant do this Im a US Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “Give me MY money!”
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:33:51 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
To: teeman8r
HAHAHA! That makes it even better!
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:33:53 AM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: cuban leaf
A baby seal walks into a club....
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:34:44 AM PDT
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dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: JudyinCanada
Hillary Clinton isn’t taking the loss very well. So I said to her, Cheer up! At least you won’t have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under!
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:36:35 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
To: JudyinCanada
Sorry. A little rude, but it made me laugh when I heard it.Yea...A real turd.
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:37:36 AM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: dfwgator
Q: What’s the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:39:29 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
To: heterosupremacist
"Maxine Waters Strikes Fear in the Heart of Trump."
Thread below this one in the comment section.
Humor for all!
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:41:41 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Trump. He stands for the great issues of the day. Stay the course!)
To: heterosupremacist
Socialist worker: “Tax my employer more- he gets all his money from my hard work!”
Progressive: “Yes, we will! So he ‘ll have to take even more money from your hard work.”
Socialist worker: “Yay!”
Trump is the best socialist there is today: he
is raising the workers’ share of the profits by crcking down on offshoring and cheap immigrant labor.
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:41:44 AM PDT
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: heterosupremacist
Yoong li guah Shoua?
Shua li guah Yoong?
Lao joke (I don’t get it either)
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:43:17 AM PDT
by
READINABLUESTATE
(But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.- George Orwell)
To: Drango
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you’ll get a toy someday.
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:43:51 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
To: READINABLUESTATE
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
To cross the road.
That one is still a classic.
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posted on
08/16/2018 11:44:40 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: dfwgator
A baby seal walks into a club....
I had a friend who always wanted to open a bar and call it "Club Baby Seals"
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