“Well, you know, they’re just Kids from The Heartland.”
I know your post was sarcasm, but you do have a point. Iowa’s population pretty much consists of blonde, blue-eyed people. I don’t know the pizza-related lingo to describe that, but it could be that complexion is desirable in certain nefarious circles.
I’m thinking of that little Madeline who went missing in the island where the Podestas were visiting. A blondie.
Where have the Clintons and Podestas been traveling recently? Are they in an ice cream truck with puppies?
I know. There are nefarious forces afoot, IMHO. I hate to be a Conspiracy theory Tin-Hat Wearer, but sometimes it fits!