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This week's Darwinian Award winner. GO SHARKS!!!
1 posted on 07/11/2018 9:46:17 AM PDT by C19fan
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She can still reproduce so, not a winner


2 posted on 07/11/2018 9:49:01 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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That is a creepy photo of her surrounded by sharks. Does it seem like people are becoming more idiotic? /rhetorical


3 posted on 07/11/2018 9:50:01 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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OMG. It is only G-d’s mercy that one of them didn’t bite her, bloody up the water and start a feeding frenzy on her. She should go to church and give heartfelt thanks that He protected her during her bout of utter stupidity.


4 posted on 07/11/2018 9:51:12 AM PDT by EinNYC
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5 posted on 07/11/2018 9:51:50 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (President Trump divides Americans . . . from anti-Americans.)
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Her next vacation will be in Afghanistan


6 posted on 07/11/2018 9:52:11 AM PDT by butlerweave
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That's not much of a bite...

These are nurse shark teeth

Your cat can do far worse, if it feels like it.

7 posted on 07/11/2018 9:54:32 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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Probably the silicon had leaked down into her arm, the taste of which warded off the shark after the first nibble or two.


8 posted on 07/11/2018 9:54:58 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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An "Instagram model", eh?
Looks "not hot" AND schtoopit. Hehehe. d;^)
9 posted on 07/11/2018 9:55:02 AM PDT by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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Reminds me of a scene from BIRD OF PARADISE with Jeff Chandler and Louis Jordan about sharks and swimming...
“Jordan: “Do they like white meat?”
Chandler: “Some say they prefer it.”


10 posted on 07/11/2018 9:55:04 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Getting bit by that shark is probably the best thing that happened to her career.


11 posted on 07/11/2018 9:55:29 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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What is an Instagram Model and how are they different from any other model?


13 posted on 07/11/2018 9:57:29 AM PDT by Hatteras
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Heh, heh...headline is great!


16 posted on 07/11/2018 9:59:15 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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I suppose I can’t blame the “videographer” for not jumping in to save her.


17 posted on 07/11/2018 9:59:24 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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Dumb shark. At least bite her in the butt cheek.


19 posted on 07/11/2018 10:01:33 AM PDT by FreeReign
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Ive gone swimming with nurse sharks bigger than that in Belize. No biggie. really fun actually. Pretty intense but fun.


23 posted on 07/11/2018 10:17:51 AM PDT by airplaneguy
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A defensive response to her monstrous eyebrows.

24 posted on 07/11/2018 10:19:16 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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The shark jumped her.


25 posted on 07/11/2018 10:21:00 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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Her boyfriend’s father was taking the pictures and continued to do so during the “lets have lunch” incident. Anyone else think that’s rather screwy?


26 posted on 07/11/2018 10:21:46 AM PDT by georgiegirl (Count me Deplorable)
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The attention whore is strong in that one.


27 posted on 07/11/2018 10:22:13 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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Nurse Sharks are fairly harmless unless you touch them.
Highly defensive when touched.


28 posted on 07/11/2018 10:33:21 AM PDT by Zathras
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