How do you hang yourself on a door-knob? Wouldn’t your natural reflexes kick in and you’d just stand up?
Weird.
There’s a conspiracy stating that if you hang yourself by “door knob” it’s not a suicide, but rather murder and it’s a marker that the deep state or some other group uses to send the message.
The lanyard/rope/whatever is normally thrown over the top of the door and affixed to the opposing side doorknob. (The misunderstanding of common physics and being on the same side as the doorknob would be beyond the pale I hope)
tie the rope to the doorknob, throw it over the door and noose it on the other side.