Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras.
Posted on 06/13/2018 5:56:31 AM PDT by simpson96
Chelsea Clinton seems to have a very thin skin these days.
Some guy on Twitter did a Photoshop portraying her as Howdy Doody (unfortunately for her, the two of them do look alike) and she fired back, in the creepiest passive-aggressive way you can imagine. Here is her sarcastic tweet:
"Thanks to Richard & all the people on @Twitter who’ve compared me to Howdy Doody, I now know a bit about him, including that he stood up to bullies & believed in being kind to animals. I’m always happy to be on the side of allyship & kindness. Thanks again!"
In other words, the comparison bothered her so much she spent a mountain of time going over who Howdy Doody was in a quest to say something, anything, to put the guy down. Other celebs ignore their critics and refuse to dignify their jibes with comments, but Chels was bothered so much by this one she had to say something. Then she played passive-aggressive princess, saying Howdy Doody was a someone who liked animals and didn't believe in bullying, just as she does.
Oh.
At first I thought she was doxxing her critic, (snip) but actually, she was trying to claim that unlike her critic, she and Doody were nice people.
Guess a rich hedge-fund manager's wife has that kind of time. After she got what she was looking for in her Howdy Doody research, she blandly "exposed" her critic as a hypocrite for making her a figure of fun.
Like a public figure such as herself, with a noisy tweet feed, shouldn't ever, ever, be made a figure of fun.
Well, here's what the tweet that triggered her research looked like:
(snip)
Touchy, touchy, touchy...
Guess we know a lot more about Chelsea and her delicate sensitivities now.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
}} While not a fan of Chelsea’s, I think those two comments of hers are pretty clever {{
Make no mistake, it was her enormous and well paid staff that came up with these retorts
More like Dowdy Dutie.
Howdy is also not pleased.
Ugly features she can’t help, lard ass she could do something about, wearing clothes that accentuate her unattractive body is something that is within her control, and making stupid comments is also something she can chose not to do (”better to keep quite and be thought an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt” Mark Twain)
Chelsea Clinton is so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras.
probably both
Kind of like the donkey ... but less attractive
It's a made-up word used primarily in the uber-feminist lexicon.
That's precisely why I skip over the "Howdy" part and just associate her with doody.
I presume she means ‘friendship’?
whollycrud - it’s an actual thing?
TO BE FAIR, I don’t like when people talk about her appearance.
I mean we all can’t be blessed with my good looks.
Good response, but it needs to be done in Groucho Marx voice, cigar and all....
Chelsea Clinton not happy about being compared to Howdy Doody. Yeah but think about how Howdy Doody feels.
Nope. It seems to be (and I've just scratched the surface of reading up on this) some sort of literal alliance between/among grievance groups. Think of all the disparate pockets of venom to which Obama campaigned in 2012, and that's pretty much the landscape that "Allyship" grew out of. Hard-core feminists and the BLM gang are just some of the better-known "allies". See da link.
Has anyone asked Howdy Doody...?
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