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USGS Warning: Do Not Try To Roast Marshmallows Over Erupting Hawaii Volcano
CBS ^ | May 29, 2018 at 3:42 pm | Staff

Posted on 05/29/2018 12:50:25 PM PDT by Red Badger

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...And don't roller skate in a buffalo herd..................
1 posted on 05/29/2018 12:50:25 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

That would be a “pants on fire” moment.


2 posted on 05/29/2018 12:52:04 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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To: Red Badger

It never occured to me this would be a bad idea. Thanks USGS!


3 posted on 05/29/2018 12:53:15 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t piss into the wind.

Or after drinking don’t say “hold my beer and watch this.”

5.56mm


4 posted on 05/29/2018 12:53:31 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Red Badger

Don’t tug on Superman’s cape


5 posted on 05/29/2018 12:53:46 PM PDT by gubamyster
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Well, it is Hawaii, a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT stronghold. So, I guess such a warning IS necessary..................


6 posted on 05/29/2018 12:54:10 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger

Hawaiian S’mores, now with real crunchy Lava Bits tm.


7 posted on 05/29/2018 12:54:15 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Red Badger

If I lived there and I was fourteen again, I would already know the answer.


8 posted on 05/29/2018 12:56:36 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Red Badger

“If you have third degree burns on your legs and ass, the marshmellows are probably done. Enjoy.”


9 posted on 05/29/2018 12:57:02 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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To: Red Badger

Wait...you mean molten rock is dangerous..

Who knew...?


10 posted on 05/29/2018 12:57:22 PM PDT by Popman (Wisdom is not what you know about the world but how well you know God.)
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To: Ken H

Some dimwit asked them. What response would you have preferred them to give?


11 posted on 05/29/2018 12:58:34 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Red Badger

Hot dogs are probably OK, though, right?


12 posted on 05/29/2018 12:58:42 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Pearls Before Swine

S’MORES!.....................


13 posted on 05/29/2018 12:58:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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Only all beef ones, though........................


14 posted on 05/29/2018 12:59:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger; Rebelbase; Lee'sGhost

Marshmallows seem like such a boring waste of this volcanic event.

Would it be unwise if “someone” had already thought about the possibility of cooking a pig over the hot lava?

(Asking for a friend)


15 posted on 05/29/2018 12:59:54 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Red Badger

Dang me!


16 posted on 05/29/2018 1:01:48 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Winter is coming)
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Well, lava moves, so you’ll havta keep moving the pig...............


17 posted on 05/29/2018 1:02:21 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger

Lava marshmallows taste bad? Got it.

Still if anyone is stupid enough to risk their life to get a video of the reaction, that would be cool.

Kind of makes you wonder if the USGS has already tried roasting marshmallows.


18 posted on 05/29/2018 1:04:43 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Is it a youtube challenge yet?

It will be.

19 posted on 05/29/2018 1:04:47 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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Needed for same type of people the necessitated this sign. “Do not pass snowplow on the right”


20 posted on 05/29/2018 1:05:36 PM PDT by TruthWillWin ([MSM])
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