[sodpoodle]

or Hawaii where you can be splashed with lava!

[duckman]

“5 Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.”

Used to see a lot of old guys like that on the NJ Turnpike heading north to the ‘Alps”. Usually driving a new Caddie smoking a big old cigar. At 60 mph driving behind one of these guys I could smell their cigar smoke in my car!

[publius911]

What happened to California?

[Bodega]

or Pennsylvania where you get stuck behind a 3 mile line of traffic on a major road behind a cabbage wagon.

[Gay State Conservative]

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

IIRC you take the A Train...and Wisconsin is just east of Kansas.

[lucky american]

In NH where everyone is friendly and waving until you figure out they’re swatting black flies.

[lucky american]

In NH where everyone is friendly and waving until you figure out they’re swatting black flies.

[wbarmy]

You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.

North Dakota!!!!!! Every year in the summer; get up in the morning, heat the car, drive home with the AC blasting.

[DoodleDawg]

Kansas no. 5: You sit on your porch watching for the funnel cloud when the warning sirens go off yet strip the grocery stores of bread and milk at the threat of 2 inches of snow.

[deweyfrank]

Thanks for the morning laugh.

[Dad was my hero]

6, cars in Florida don’t come with turn signals.

[Conan the Librarian]

“You can retire to The Deep South where...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2 “Y’all” is singular and “all y’all” is plural. 3. “He needed killin” is a valid defense. 4. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Joe Bob, Betty Jean, etc. 5. Everything is either: “in yonder,” “over yonder” or “out yonder.” 6. You can say anything about anyone, as long as you say “Bless his heart” at the end! “

Almost totally wrong, except for the DVD thing and Y’all and All Y’all (which you spelled correctly I may add).

Another thing you can add to the list. You can buy a sail boat and sail off. If where you are is warm, you sail to where it is cool. Too cool? Sail to warmer. Don’t like the neighbors, sail away. Don’t like the food, sail away.

I have 25 more months and this is what we are doing.

[catnipman]

“When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.”

true in all of the rocky mountain and great plains states as well.

giving driving information in miles is a east coast thing ...