IIRC you take the A Train...and Wisconsin is just east of Kansas.
You could move down here to Missouri where after 7 am in the summer the temp is called WILT from the humidity. Where if you stand still you will be covered in seed ticks, eaten by chiggers and skeeters. Where you have to mow daily as the grass faster than you mower can cut. Where major highways wear out your tires trying to follow the curves in the roads. and going North, South, East and West on the same road is normal. If you live in the country you have to build your chicken pen varmint proof and that includes bears.
Ahh those New Yorkers;)
Here is NY in 1911 - long video, but exceptional photography.
https://www.chonday.com/30266/