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Uranus smells like farts and rotten eggs
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| 4/25/18
| Cory Howard
Posted on 04/25/2018 1:25:14 PM PDT by Sopater
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You just had to go there... didn't you...
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:25:14 PM PDT
by
Sopater
To: Sopater
You just had to go there... didn't you...
If he "went there", did he come back smelling too?
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:28:45 PM PDT
by
adorno
To: Sopater
methane ,so it has cows sheep etc ?
To: Sopater
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:30:46 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Sopater
Someone should light that fart.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:31:42 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(History has no 'sides;' you're thinking of geometry.)
To: Sopater
Sheesh, you realize you’ve just described Hillary’s “odor problem!” Or was that Urine, Cabbage and Farts? Well, anyway, she’s close to Uranus
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:31:47 PM PDT
by
vette6387
To: Sopater; Fred Nerks; Lazamataz
NASA needs a skimming flyby satellite that will collect
Uranus gas from the upper atmosphere, avoiding any moons, compressing samples to be canned an sold to the DNC for several million dollars an ounce.
Don;t laugh, they paid millions for the Steele Dossier didn’t they. We might as well subsidize NASA with democrat cash for further access to Uranus.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:32:33 PM PDT
by
Candor7
To: vette6387
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:36:21 PM PDT
by
JPG
(MAGA)
To: Sopater
It’s because of the Klingons around there.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:36:47 PM PDT
by
sevlex
To: Sopater
If they send a manned exploration mission there, they should be sure to pack plenty of this stuff on their spacecraft:
![](https://www.menkind.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/4bfa87906ad51e03f514746895e87cfe/f/a/fart-extinguisher-air-freshener-spray-f49.jpg)
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:37:56 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
To: Sopater
We can now safely rename Uranus “Planet Hillary”.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:43:02 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(It isn't racist if it's true, is it?)
To: Sopater
Pluto smell like a wet dog?
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:48:09 PM PDT
by
SMGFan
(Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
To: Sopater
Everybody is getting a chuckle out of this. Saw this story on the local newspaper’s site.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:48:23 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(Bring our troops home. Defend our border.)
To: Sopater
Just stay upwind of mine after a couple chili dogs.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:48:41 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Sopater
Still not as bad as baby soy milk poop.
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:49:26 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
To: Sopater
There they go again, probing uranus.
What did they expect to find that uranus smelled like roses?
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posted on
04/25/2018 1:51:58 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Sopater
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posted on
04/25/2018 2:00:45 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Sopater
My elderly Dad lived with me for the last 10 years of his life.He needed help with things like baths...and he didn't like baths because he was afraid getting into and out of the tub.
So when it was bath day it went like this:
"Time for a bath,Dad"."Nope,I don't want a bath"."Dad,you need one"."No!" "C'mon,Dad...you don't smell too good" (I say that jokingly)."Are you sure that's not you you smell?"
He kept that Irish wit until the end.
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posted on
04/25/2018 2:01:29 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
To: Sopater
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posted on
04/25/2018 2:02:49 PM PDT
by
jughandle
(Big words anger me, keep talking.)
To: Sopater
Truly sad when FR threads go this low.
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posted on
04/25/2018 2:03:22 PM PDT
by
caww
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