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To: AZLiberty; edzo4
The first fortune cookie that my wife got at the beginning of our relationship 40+ years ago was, "Soon, and in pleasant company". I'm not sure your suggestion would have helped.

In our family, on reading one’s fortune cookie, you have a choice of phrase to add. You must either add "in bed" or "with a gun" or both. . . which ever seems most appropriate.

1,586 posted on 04/24/2018 1:38:48 AM PDT by Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker

LOLOLOL


1,605 posted on 04/24/2018 4:31:11 AM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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To: Swordmaker; ransomnote; MNDude; SkyPilot; Steven W.; bagster; greeneyes; HarleyLady27; generally; ..

Listening to Trump with Macron - press conference

In his opening statement, he emphasized the phrase:

‘It will RAIN.”


1,874 posted on 04/24/2018 9:55:40 AM PDT by TEXOKIE
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To: Swordmaker
"You must either add "in bed" or "with a gun" or both. . ."

Hillarious! Must try... '-)

ThanQ

TXnMA
 

1,878 posted on 04/24/2018 9:58:27 AM PDT by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias; "0bama": Allah's stooge; "Moderate Muslims": Allah's useful idiots.)
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