LOL. Cats are from another planet. Or seem to think so.
That’s the truth.
But just think - I can post pictures of my new kitten on the Iranians Think We Are Spying On Them With Lizards thread, or whatever it’s called.
I’m looking forward to that!
Cats are working animals. . . and useful for science and geography too.
They prove the world isn’t flat!
If it were, cats would have pushed everything moveable off the edge by now. Q.E.D., there is no edge to push things off!
We had a little white short-haired cat who earned the name "Catastrophe" because she never saw anything on a shelf she did not think didn’t look better smashed on the floor!
When she practiced her "art," usually looking right at one of us to gauge our appreciation for her flair and follow through, not to mention the wonderful crashing sounds created, l kept threatening to convert her into a "Cat Ass Trophy," the taxidermied, rear end of a little white cat mounted on a suitable walnut plaque, which I could hang on the wall! She just looked at me smugly and pushed the next breakable object off the shelf with her paw.