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A Dog Of Few Words
"A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.' ."
Ima Ryma
Happy Caturday, Dogurday and Bunnyday!
559 posted on
06/16/2018 7:13:11 AM PDT by
trisham
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561 posted on
06/16/2018 7:16:21 AM PDT by
MEG33
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Happy Caturday Dogurday To Amy's Place
*HUGS*
562 posted on
06/16/2018 7:24:14 AM PDT by
MEG33
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Hi Trisham, That’s funny. The dog telegram. That is one happy dog in the boat. I love dogs. There is a saying that answers why dogs don’t live really long lives “It’s so we can know MORE dogs.”
Cheers
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566 posted on
06/16/2018 9:26:34 AM PDT by
luvie
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Happy Caturday
and
Daddy's Day
To All The Daddies!
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567 posted on
06/16/2018 9:38:15 AM PDT by
luvie
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Thank you, Dear FRiends, for the Beautiful Daily Pings.
(((((Hugs, and God Bless)))))
572 posted on
06/16/2018 11:46:39 PM PDT by
Kitty Mittens
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