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Car explodes in Maryland after man uses body spray, lights cigarette, police say
Fox11 ^ | MAR 02 2018 | MAR 02 2018

Posted on 03/06/2018 10:48:27 AM PST by Gamecock

Edited on 03/06/2018 4:26:06 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

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Back in the early 70s I was a scratch basketball player. We all hung out at the local park and played pickup games until the police ran us off.

Part of my kit was located in the trunk of my 1962 Chevy Biscayne and it consisted of a Spalding basketball, spare Chucks, a dry t-shirt, Levi’s and a gigantic family sized spray can of Right Guard. After a long game or two I to my car and prep for a bit of scouting around looking for a date, you know the things that teenagers do for a living at that age.

A Right Guard spray down (shower in a can), throw on a Levi’s and a t-shirt and go fox hunting.

After reading this article I’m glad I didn’t smoke!


41 posted on 03/06/2018 11:24:18 AM PST by Clutch Martin (Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancakes, just as every culture has its noodle.)
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To: Gamecock

That was more than a spritz


42 posted on 03/06/2018 11:27:49 AM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: freedumb2003

Oh, you just triggered some bad memories for me. My first year in college, English Leather was apparently the rage for the guys. I remember sitting in one class in particular in the afternoon and wanting to flee from the smell.


43 posted on 03/06/2018 11:30:05 AM PST by Bigg Red (Francis is a Nincompope.)
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To: Gamecock

Well, he ‘Axed’ for it! *SNORT*


44 posted on 03/06/2018 11:35:28 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Gamecock; All

45 posted on 03/06/2018 11:43:19 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Gamecock

Febreeze or Bust!


46 posted on 03/06/2018 11:46:56 AM PST by lee martell
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To: Signalman
For my fellow SE Michiganders...

(even if you blow up)...MikeWins!

47 posted on 03/06/2018 11:48:08 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
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To: bigbob

Wrong. Class 1 Division 1.


48 posted on 03/06/2018 11:57:17 AM PST by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Ban air molecules!


49 posted on 03/06/2018 12:04:21 PM PST by moovova
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To: Gamecock

” cigarette-and-spray combination caused “a sudden and violent expansion of the air molecules” “

This is TOTAL Insurance-speak.


50 posted on 03/06/2018 12:06:51 PM PST by Celerity
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To: Gamecock

Jimmy Kimmel is still alive.

51 posted on 03/06/2018 12:09:48 PM PST by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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To: Gamecock

Sounds like Richard Pryor freebasing cocaine with him.


52 posted on 03/06/2018 12:15:37 PM PST by ChuteTheMall (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: Gamecock

I was wrong - my guess was an immigrant taxi driver.
Some of them are quite fragrant.


53 posted on 03/06/2018 12:19:45 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: Gamecock

Oh, great: Now everything containing alcohol in a spray bottle is going to come with a gargantuan warning label.


54 posted on 03/06/2018 12:34:41 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)
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To: moovova

Well, at least force them to accept diversity. All of them!


55 posted on 03/06/2018 1:03:58 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them.)
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

No. I think it was a normal reaction.


56 posted on 03/06/2018 1:09:19 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill.)
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To: Tenacious 1

No nominations for the Darwin Award?


57 posted on 03/06/2018 1:23:50 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: Clutch Martin

Right Guard & a Bic made for a neat flamethrower.


58 posted on 03/06/2018 1:24:47 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: Don W

I call it marinating. As in, “Whoa, how long did you marinate in that stuff?” Some women do the same thing. After they leave, a funky blue fog hangs around anywhere they’ve been for hours.


59 posted on 03/06/2018 1:35:45 PM PST by Hoffer Rand (God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
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To: logi_cal869

stand by for new warning labels on body spray containers and cigarette packs


60 posted on 03/06/2018 1:45:51 PM PST by Oscar in Batangas (12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
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