Posted on 02/05/2018 1:41:48 PM PST by nickcarraway
Shouldn’t people be terrified of soda?
LOL seriously..chick doritos LOL..Im a chick and I love hearing the crunch sound, hello, they are chips!
BS! THEY DO!..................
Had to check the calendar. Thought it might be April 1.
Good grief, this nitwit is the Pepsi CEO.
She must be thinking of Indian women. They would just love to have some chips, period..............
If a chip doesn't go "crunch", it's a sign it's really stale. That, or the dog got into the chip bag.
Ughhh, this is such obvious paid advertising posing as a news article. Disgusting.
We also stick our finger in everything we cook, mix meatballs with our hands, crimp the pie crust, beat the meat etc etc.
We're not stepford wives....we're real....And noisy chips are the least of our problems.
Does anyone know insane asylum did this CEO escaped from?
^ which
Hmmm... then I reckon they will be called Doritas. Right?
If so, miscalculated, since they are being made fun of.
Maybe I’m a bit more cynical than usual after the Tide blitz yesterday made me realize the “Tide Pod challenge” was just viral marketing for Tide, but it doesn’t seem like the Post is making fun of them.
Now excuse me while I go lick my fingers with great glee before pouring the broken pieces at the bottom of the bag into my mouth because I don’t want to lose that taste of the flavour,
There is a word for chips that dont crunch,,,,,,,,,,,,”STALE”!!!
“BS! THEY DO!”
Agreed. I see it all the time.
In the hoity-toity circles SHE moves around in, they probably don’t...................
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