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Pet Translator: Scientist Developing Device To Convert Dog Barks Into English Language
Tech Times ^ | 15 January 2018 | Allan Adamson Tech Times Russian Army unveils secret weapon: puppie

Posted on 01/17/2018 5:11:05 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

ruh roh


21 posted on 01/17/2018 5:20:24 PM PST by mkmensinger
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To: fini

Let’s go for a ride. Put the window down. Faster! She’s cute — can I hump her leg a while? Food! Food! Mmmm, this smells good...can I eat it? Can I roll in this?


22 posted on 01/17/2018 5:21:48 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: huckfillary

You would have to move to Nova Scotia?

Are you sure the Belgians would let you in?


23 posted on 01/17/2018 5:22:15 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Is this from New Yorker? Please reveal!


24 posted on 01/17/2018 5:23:11 PM PST by dennisw (The strong take from the weak, but the smart take from the strong)
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To: nickcarraway

Hilarious from Sat Night Live...the dog is a Trump supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCCwEf_J5A


25 posted on 01/17/2018 5:23:55 PM PST by garandgal
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To: dennisw

From The Far Side comic strip that Gary Larson uses to do.


26 posted on 01/17/2018 5:24:01 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain (Liberalism, as with all else evil, can never create. It can only corrupt.)
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To: huckfillary

I lost my Rufus (Basset Hound) a few years back. Happy & healthy up until his massive stroke at age 15. :(

I adopted two Basset Sisters this past summer, Belle and Pearl. They’re awesome...and a lot LESS stubborn than my intact male was, that’s for sure!

Love the breed. I’ve also had a number of Labradors. The Basset would bring me things like Labs do, as he was raised from a Pup with the Labs.

Good memories. Thanks! :)


27 posted on 01/17/2018 5:24:26 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

tanks ! ! !


28 posted on 01/17/2018 5:25:51 PM PST by dennisw (The strong take from the weak, but the smart take from the strong)
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To: huckfillary

We have a Basset Hound nearby. I think they use him to hunt Giraffes.

You can tell when a Basset Hound is “talking”.

My dogs look at each other and say, “What the heck was that?”


29 posted on 01/17/2018 5:26:16 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: nickcarraway
I don't think anything will help these dogs:


30 posted on 01/17/2018 5:26:35 PM PST by capydick (“Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.)
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To: garandgal

Now that was funny and since I never watch SNL I would not have seen it thanks for posting.


31 posted on 01/17/2018 5:33:04 PM PST by MomwithHope (Law and Order and that includes Natural.)
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To: nickcarraway

FOOD FOOD FOOD

WALK WALK WALK

CAT CAT CAT

Bite the Dhimmicrat!


32 posted on 01/17/2018 5:34:32 PM PST by Darteaus94025 (Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
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To: nickcarraway

Who cares what the DOG is saying... I want a translator that TELLS the dog what I AM Saying!


33 posted on 01/17/2018 5:37:27 PM PST by JustTheTruth
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To: nickcarraway

This researcher probably has a FLSDMFR prototype, Hair Unbalder and the Monkey Thought Translator


34 posted on 01/17/2018 5:38:06 PM PST by pangaea6
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"The rodents also use calls that alert members of their group of incoming threats. Interestingly, these warnings include specific information about the predator such as its size and coat color."

"Barry! Big brown coyote! 6 o'clock!"

I remain skeptical about the accuracy of his translations.

35 posted on 01/17/2018 5:39:01 PM PST by Flag_This (Liberals are locusts.)
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They will be voting Democrat once this happens


36 posted on 01/17/2018 5:39:59 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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To: nickcarraway

I do not need a translator to know what every bark, whine, or groan means from my dogs.


37 posted on 01/17/2018 5:40:08 PM PST by chris37 (Take a week off racist >;-)
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To: blueunicorn6

> I’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing research from an “expert” named Con Slapyerdikoff. <

At least his name wasn’t Johann Gambolputty.

Full name: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser- kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle- gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch- mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

(Bonus points to anyone who recognizes that name from an old Monty Python skit.)


38 posted on 01/17/2018 5:40:18 PM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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39 posted on 01/17/2018 5:41:06 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: nickcarraway

My dog carries on a conversation. He looks you right in the eye and moves his mouth and everything. I just pretend I know what he is saying.

It’s really funny when you have friends over and he tries to join the conversation


40 posted on 01/17/2018 5:41:27 PM PST by McGavin999 ("The press is impotent when it abandons itself to falsehood."Thomas Jefferson)
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