Who cares what the DOG is saying... I want a translator that TELLS the dog what I AM Saying!
There was another funny Farside cartoon that showed in a balloon dialog what the dog hears from his master, it went something like, “Blah blah blah blah blah blah, ROVER, blah blah blah blah blah TREAT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, ROVER!!”