It was me. I left the garden hose on. Sorry.
Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson.
All those poor crabs walking around on the deformed ocean floor and getting sore feet.
And they got lots of feet!
Mighty tasty with melted butter.
Nah, wasn't you. Some say it was just a coincidence these reports were in the same week, but there are no coincidences . . . It was all that leaking water from that JFK Airport watermain leak. . .