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Christmas Joke
Laz Makes a Funny
| 12/19/2017
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/19/2017 3:33:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
Me: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. You're excluding other religions."
Me: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. The word 'Holidays' originates from 'Holy Days', and religion must be out of the public view."
Me: "HAPPY DAYS!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. 'Happy Days' was a sitcom in the 1970's featuring a nearly all-white cast, which is not Diverse."
Me: "HAPPY!"
Liberal: "You can't say that. I'm a liberal, and I'm never happy."
Me: ""
Liberal: "Perfect."
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To: Lazamataz
There is zero happiness, a sense of humor, or any compassion with the DemocRat leaders in America. 
61
posted on
12/19/2017 6:54:45 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Build Kate's wall! Keep illegals and illegal murderers/criminals out of America! MAGA! SLAP ACT!!)
To: Lazamataz
This should send them over the edge....
62
posted on
12/19/2017 6:58:17 AM PST
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: Daffynition
63
posted on
12/19/2017 6:58:51 AM PST
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: Lazamataz
64
posted on
12/19/2017 7:06:52 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(EVERY hellhole in the world is run by self appointed 'elites'...think about THAT FBI traitors.)
To: Lazamataz
65
posted on
12/19/2017 7:11:42 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: Lazamataz
Laz:
Have a Culturally Appropriate Acknowledgement of Inclusive Positiveness Day.
PS: How about that dynamic, on-top-of-it, confidence-building response from the Mayor to the Hartsfield power issue?
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posted on
12/19/2017 7:14:54 AM PST
by
spodefly
(This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: Lazamataz
Did you get settled in OK and your cats taken care of? I never saw any feedback on that. Hope everything is going ok with you.
Have a Merry Christmas and stay safe.
To: Lazamataz
"You can't say that. The word 'Holidays' originates from 'Holy Days', and religion must be out of the public view." The company I work for, which is light years ahead on the inclusivity curve, had this exact discussion about 15 years ago - that "holidays" was as offensive as Christmas since it implied that God exists. So we all went around saying "happy happy!" We added gender reassignment surgery to our medical coverage this year. :(
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas to you, Lazamataz.
69
posted on
12/19/2017 7:38:29 AM PST
by
PGalt
To: Gen.Blather
I would leave out the “a” ... no liberal is smart enough to catch the meaning. The insult is too deep for the liberal to recognize it.
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posted on
12/19/2017 7:46:59 AM PST
by
MHGinTN
(A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
To: dp0622
Did you try to type
goats instead of ghosts and the autocorrect screwed up?
71
posted on
12/19/2017 7:47:57 AM PST
by
upchuck
("Ex-obama" ... That phrase itself honors America. ~ h/t glennaro)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the ping Laz. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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posted on
12/19/2017 7:48:54 AM PST
by
upchuck
("Ex-obama" ... That phrase itself honors America. ~ h/t glennaro)
To: bagster
Maybe because the sentence contained both dangle and ball? Double ungood, shame on you :)
73
posted on
12/19/2017 7:52:01 AM PST
by
upchuck
("Ex-obama" ... That phrase itself honors America. ~ h/t glennaro)
To: upchuck
Yes. I now see that was excessive naughtiness in a no naughtiness zone.
***FOX NEWS ALERT***
The latest PG version of the dangling ball Santa hat thread has been zotted.
Robert Mueller is investigating and Democrats demand that somebody, anybody resign immediately.
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posted on
12/19/2017 8:00:02 AM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, Love your spirit. FR would be less w/o you. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!🎄
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posted on
12/19/2017 8:03:44 AM PST
by
Texaspeptoman
(Even canabels... get feed up with people sometimes.)
To: Lazamataz
76
posted on
12/19/2017 8:06:12 AM PST
by
MileHi
(Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
To: Lazamataz
77
posted on
12/19/2017 8:07:53 AM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: Lazamataz; All
Merry Christmas, Laz.
Merry Christmas to All.
78
posted on
12/19/2017 8:25:53 AM PST
by
laplata
(Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/19/2017 8:59:35 AM PST
by
BlackAdderess
(Pray for our brave men and women in law enforcement)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Laz Christmas.
I got you a present: A hungover Mexican girl with Sharpie eyebrows will sing you a song. With Laz in the title,even.
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