"Women ... are happier only after the age of 85."
BECAUSE THEIR HUSBANDS ARE DEAD!!!!
Men suck. Now you know.
Also, 50% of the people at 85 have dementia. All your worries are gone once you don’t remember what they were. (Only half joking)
The Men are probably happier too :^)
[Growing numbers of Britons are reporting consistent unhappiness]
It is because they have forsaken GOD. The JOY of the LORD is our strength.
lol
so basically ... they are only happy when all the men in their lives are dead!
Everybody else is dead.
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Many women wallow in claims of victimhood.
Yes, after they are widows...particularly if their late husbands left them well off...they get happier. While their husbands are alive they are miserable and try to make their husbands as miserable as they are.
My thoughts exactly.
I’m in pretty good shape, but my ex wife will live to be at least one day older than me. That will make her very happy.
I’m guessing these stats are skewed by the liberal men being told by their liberal wives what to say.
The husbands are happier too, so it works out for everyone.
I don’t know who they’re talking about. I’m a 70 year old woman who has been happy for a long time. I’ve been divorced since ‘79, raised two kids by myself, had a good career, have a decent pension and social security, and did more in my life than I ever thought I’d get to do. No regrets here.
The Pope was on his airplane with several cardinals traveling to visit some country most people cannot find on a globe. The Pope was doing the crossword puzzle in Il Figaro when he asked, “Does anyone know a four letter word for a woman that ends in ‘UNT’?”
No one said a word, so he asked again. Again, no one said a word.
Finally, a young priest in the back of the plane meekly offered, “Your Holiness, perhaps the word you as seeking is ‘AUNT’.”
The Pope nodded, “Yes, my son. That must be the word.” He paused and then asked, “Does anyone have an eraser?”
And that is why Catholic priests cannot marry.
“’Women ... are happier only after the age of 85.’ BECAUSE THEIR HUSBANDS ARE DEAD!!!!”
It worked for my mother.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because the men want it that way.
Uhh, most men don’t reach their Eighties.
Especially if they have to live with women.
I guess I should thank my ex, when we were selling our house and there was no turning back she had divorce papers delivered, I said “what is this all about we never even talked about divorce”, she said, “you said a year ago you wanted to be happy” and that was that.
Thanks honey
Single men, happiest men on earth.
See article. Women just kill you.