The Pope was on his airplane with several cardinals traveling to visit some country most people cannot find on a globe. The Pope was doing the crossword puzzle in Il Figaro when he asked, “Does anyone know a four letter word for a woman that ends in ‘UNT’?”
No one said a word, so he asked again. Again, no one said a word.
Finally, a young priest in the back of the plane meekly offered, “Your Holiness, perhaps the word you as seeking is ‘AUNT’.”
The Pope nodded, “Yes, my son. That must be the word.” He paused and then asked, “Does anyone have an eraser?”
And that is why Catholic priests cannot marry.
It is a terrible thing to have such a funny joke that I can’t tell anybody.....