Posted on 12/06/2017 6:02:23 PM PST by Gamecock
A man saw his neighbor’s hot wife mowing the lawn in a bikini. He walked up to the fence and the woman stopped and turned off the mower. “Can I help you?” She asked.
He replied “I’d give a thousand bucks just to kiss your boobs.”
She stormed into the house and told her husband “The neighbor just said he’d give a thousand dollars to kiss my boobs!”
Her husband said “A thousand dollars? That’s a house payment. I say let him kiss them.”. So they went outside and the neighbor asked the man “Did you say you’d give a thousand dollars to kiss my wife’s boobs?”
The man said “That’s right” so they invited the him to come over into their back yard.
When he got there the woman took off her top and her husband said “Go ahead. Kiss ‘em”. The man began rubbing his face all into the woman’s boobs. After a few minutes the husband said “Hell, man! Kiss ‘em!”
The man kept rubbing his face in the woman’s boobs and said “I would but I just don’t have a thousand dollars.”
guilty of “Terroristic threatening by Breasts”. Looks likes she has had her nose broken. Rough chic !
“...I think if she got cleaned up, got a few nights sleep, quit the drugs etc. she would not be all that bad looking...”
That’s the spirit. It is so nice that you are willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt. STAY POSITIVE !!!
What is it with South Carolina???
One of my brothers lives in that state. He doesn’t have a clue why.
Ought to get the same treatment as a guy would. Arrested as a pervert.
Already a felon when she was busted for that but still on the streets. That spirited lass is racing down the road towards a murder and/or suicide by cop.
Yup. Two towns over from me.
She’d clean up good enough that in Hollyweird she could be an A-lister. But these pics are not showing the relevant body parts.
She may have at one time been very not guilty but has fallen into the guilty pit or I would consider the guy gay and of ill humor.
“Ought to get the same treatment as a guy would. Arrested as a pervert.”
What, if a guy wanted to show his boobs?
Believe it or not, most guys are NOT turned on by crack whore hooters.
Anymore.
I have always been a keen observer of female pulchritude.
I spent many Summers working at a place which got thousands of visitors each week. We also had a staff of around 450 college age kids, of which maybe 370 were female.
I eventually got to noticing that certain areas produced the most beautiful girls. I finally decided that South Carolina, closely followed by Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi had the best.
Actually all Southern states were top flight but some other areas also produced lots of babes.
The hottest girl I ever saw was from a tiny town in Southern Illinois. She and her church group came for a week.
That there looks like some mean five o clock shadow on her upper lip.
Seems to have potential .... maybe can Gloria Allred make a deal for probation if she accuses Judge Moore.
Hoped she learned a lesson. Next time she needs to...
“Hey,dude, give me free stuff or I’ll flash my boobs!”
Looks like she had been beat up, not terribly long before the convenience store incident.
Meh. The neck tat kills it for me.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.