Posted on 12/06/2017 10:41:50 AM PST by rhett october
A Cuban state media outlet confirmed last week that the nation’s capital, Havana, is suffering significant shortages of toilet paper. While the absence of common goods in the communist nation is not uncommon, such acknowledgment of a problem is rare. The state newspaper Juventud Rebelde (“Rebellious Youth”) reported on Wednesday that toilet paper had “disappeared” from stores in Havana, announcing that the government’s state-run producer of toilet paper had acquired new machinery to generate toilet paper.
“They are not the super-machines, but they have an elevated technology level,” toilet paper engineer Manolo González García told the newspaper. One advantage of the new machines, he explains, is that they can simultaneously churn out two types of toilet paper rolls: a high-quality one for tourists, and an “ecological” one to sell to Cuban citizens.
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So many punchlines...
Use Venezuela’s cash.
Well, they still have Juventud Rebelde newspaper...
That’s $hitty
“Toilet paper engineer”
Just send a boat over to costco or sam’s club. Problem solved.
Unfortunately, they still have an ample supply of sh___.
When are Jay-Z and “Bey” going back???
*spit*
First, you force in Socialism/Marxism.
Next, you run out of stuff.
:) Fried brains and sore butts. Can’t beat that. Welcome to the worker’s paradise!
Cuba has a toilet paper engineer.
Hmmmmm
The tourists get the good toilet paper—some pigs are more equal than others!
I would suggest that the cubans contact their comrades in venezuela to replenish their toilet paper, but.....
“They are not the super-machines, but they have an elevated technology level,” toilet paper engineer Manolo González García told the newspaper. One advantage of the new machines, he explains, is that they can simultaneously churn out two types of toilet paper rolls: a high-quality one for tourists, and an “ecological” one to sell to Cuban citizens.
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Those whacky liberals are always thinking of the environment.
Sure to leave a mark, if not Marxist. Smelly in either case.
Just how it started in Venezuela.
There is also the Muslim solution.
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