UT student slams into restaurant along The Drag, charged with DWI

kxan ^ | Nov. 14, 2017 | Andy Jechow

[bgill]

A University of Texas at Austin student accused of drunk driving crashed into a restaurant on Guadalupe Street early Monday morning, and when confronted by police, said, “I’m a UT student! You can’t arrest me!” Officers say when they tried to put her in handcuffs, she “violently pulled away” and claimed they couldn’t arrest her because she’s a UT student. When asked if she intended to fight with officers, police say she replied, “Yeah!” Once inside a police car, officers say she began to kick at the windows and doors. She was then restrained in the backseat and taken to Travis County central booking, where deputies put her in a restraint chair and wheeled her into an isolation cell “due to her violent behavior.”

[M Kehoe]

Austin, makes sense...

“I’m a UT student! You can’t arrest me!”

Hillary voter, even if she is illegal.

5.56mm

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Hubba! Hubba!

[Carriage Hill]

Looks like the engine/trannie got moved 6-10”+ back, from hitting that concrete-filled steel barrier pole. Damn.

[rlmorel]

I don’t know why, I shouldn’t find all of this funny, I should feel sympathy for some person who loses her mind in public and has to be wheeled into a cell in a restraint chair, but...there is something inappropriate about this that hits me square on the funny bone.

I suppose if she weren’t so attractive, it would just be another story.

[rlmorel]

And there is just something suggestive about the “Poke Bowl”. I have a fairly dirty mind to begin with, and that isn’t helping one bit.

[drewh]

hopefully she can learn from this and gets a bit of an attitude adjustment from all of the ribbing.

Make her wash dishes at the Poke Bowl for a good long while to pay her debt.. :)

[rlmorel]

I suspect that 15 minutes of fame isn’t what she wanted...

[Pearls Before Swine]

“In the insect world, the Praying Mantis is known to sever and feed on the head of the willing male...so strong is the sexual desire that even knowing his fate, the male will risk coupling with the female.”

Poetically speaking, that sort of behavior isn't limited to the praying mantis. In our species, the courts can create a similar result, figuratively if not literally.

[deport]

Yep she pretty much centered that barrier pole. Otherwise
no telling how far that car would have gone into the interior.

[deport]

Poke is a raw fish salad served as
an appetizer in Hawaiian cuisine
Other variants also...

[Company Man]

Hell, she’s lucky to have survived her idiocy.

[OldMissileer]

Of course, for some, not so deep inside the brain!

A mile wide and an inch deep.

[OldMissileer]

This would be an awesome addition to a “COPS” episode.

My wife and I have become hooked on "LivePD." We call it the Train Wreck show.

I feel guilty as I have always hated those stupid shows like Cops but LivePD is truly like watching a train wreck in slow motion.